Regardless of Jeff Bezos not paying taxes, stealing ideas from smaller competition, and destroying the environment apparently the government is getting in on the action! Eva longhoria is paid off to distract you from the space ships destructive path, and Jeff Bezos gets to live behind a fortress off walls that the government has deemed illegal but since fine are constantly paid he gets to continue living his villainous life behind his walls of solitude. Its no wonder him and his ex wife The fake philanthropist separated. Jeff Bezos is like Nucky Thompson from boardwalk empire. If you didn’t have your money to throw at every situation you would be just as substandard as all the people you force to live the way they do below you by stealing and conniving because lets face it, Jeff Bezos is a scoundrel! Attached is a picture of what we think he looked like before he had all his money, We believe its possible he had the deformity removed after acquiring his wealth. Not sure if this is accurate. Maybe jeff can comment on it and fill us in on the legitimacy behind this image. Either way, all of the world has to come to terms with the fact that Jeff Bezos is a problem. I hope wherever all the wildlife and microorganisms went that Jeff Bezos killed went to a better place because they didn’t deserve to be cooked under a jet engine. Whoopsie
-Gods Son
